Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Get your facts straight

(I'm sorry, I know this is a family blog, but sometimes you just have to speak out when there's an injustice. Kids, go to your rooms.)

Okay, Maxim... I know that I don't know much about much, but I do know this... No way on Earth... NO... WAY... does Lindsey Lohan EVER outrank Jessica Alba or Scarlet Johansson on any list of hot people. EVER. So you just take your stinking list and try again. Just remember this rule. You can put her above Sienna Miller or the Olson twins all you want, but don't go getting ridiculous on us. I mean, I know you're running a men's fantasy mag and all, but people are going to stop buying if you're being completely unrealistic. Okay, maybe they'll keep buying in droves, but they won't like it nearly as much.

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