Thursday, July 27, 2006

Elvis is in the building?

Strange things happen at work sometimes. Strange. But in the nine years I've worked where I work, never has there been an Elvis impersonator singing in the cafeteria (blurry cameraphone pic disclaimer) at lunch time. That... was some freaky crap. Well beyond your run-of-the-mill strangeness.

So I wonder, did he get payed for that? Better question yet, did the government/taxpayer pay for that? Or was that, like, a dare or community service or something?

Nothing against Elvis or anything. And not that this guy was bad at what he did. It was just... rather misplaced. I mean, you know... this ain't no Vegas casino. I might even argue that a nearly sixty year-old military facility could be considered the anti-Vegas.

Who would even have believed me without that crappy pic? Because "hey, I saw Elvis at work today in the cafeteria singing a tune for the foraging Air Force worker types" sounds completely made-up.

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