Good-golly, Ms. Darby

It's no secret that Darby packs some sizeable clunkers (she's now in a size 5). But I had not, of late, seriously considered her overall stature. Well, this evening, my father decided to weigh and measure her. As it turns out, at 74-lbs, she is heavier than my mother was when my father married her (72-lbs), and nearly as all (4'6" vs. 4'11"). Sheesh. She's only nine!