"Boys like to do the F-word"

Or so says Shelby... but this is a third-party story, so, pardon any slight inaccuracies.

The girls were at dinner with their mother last night when the waitress pointed out something to the effect of there being cute little princes a few tables away from the cute little princesses (the girls). Shelby responded that she hated boys. When questioned about the statement by her mother, Shelby responded with the now infamous, "because boys like to do the f-word".

Yes, Shelby said that. And yes, it got the expected reaction from Shelby's mother and the waitress.

When Shelby's mother challenged the statement ("Shelby, what does 'the f-word' mean?"), Shelby responded with a "you know", to which her mother requested elaboration. Shelby's response... "F-A-R-T" (she spelled it out).

As you might expect, there was much relief in the room, along with much laughter. That Shelby, what a character. As much because she doesn't realize it.