The below tale is a dramatization. Names have been changed to protect those involved.
Person 1: Hey, all you unspecified people, stop doing that bad thing you're doing. I have a list, and some of you have done it before. Last time people were doing this, it really sucked for them when they were discovered.
Person 2: I did the bad thing more than once today, and I resent being singled out as a repeated doer of bad things in your message.
Person 1: Well, since I was actually referring to the people doing bad things the last time -- who were caught, no resentment on your part is required at this time.
Person 2: You little smart-@S$, I'm going to kick your @$s!
Person 1: What? My job is to like, tell people to stop doing bad stuff before bigger problems come about, which is what I did. Not that kicking my @$s is any great challenge.
So tell me kind world, does person 1 deserve a butt kicking?
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